craftbeerhallputsch:

specterofcommunism:

zhouenlaid:

heroque:

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

What’s the point of mugging someone who only has $20 in their pocket

$20 can get you many peanuts

explain how

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

feelknower1993:

welcometothebunnyparade:

goal achieved

but when everyone’s bon jovi … *syndrome voice, smile* … no one will be

kirindave:

zamii070:

everytime

Almost as bad, “What are you anxious about?”

fiftyshadesofawkward:

back to school supplies

drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

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