oakerton7:

Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.

This is my favorite post.

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

godden:

confirmed

ghostdunk:

ironicplanecrashes:

askgraphiteknight:

Wow.

what the fuck 

this cartoon was changed because the execs wanted to capitalize on more “random humor” like “adventure time”

bisexualfaithlehane:

cumberbatshit:

IM SO HAPPY

is your dad phil coulson?

nasai:

100K NOTES I HAVE MADE IT

kinetic-squirrel:

I heard an update happened so

meidosuji:

meidosuji:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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